Rimington is King.

Well, so far only one of them has done something that’s made me ponder whether they should allowed the ability to reproduce (see misogynistic person with poor grammar skills) but yeah. I’m inclined to agree.

14 hours ago

#i don't have one either
#so there's nothing to be interested in
#what

louislapoire asked: I should point out that none of the last ones are me. I have no interest in your sex life. But your followers should probably follow me given that half of them seem to be illiterate woman haters. I WILL TEACH YOU THE ART OF THE APOSTROPHE.

You’ll teach me the art of the apostrophe, or the illiterate woman haters?

And I know when it’s you, so don’t worry. Or do. Whatever.

14 hours ago

Anonymous asked: You're brilliant. Ignore them X

Well thank you. And I won’t ignore them, because some of the time it’s Nina who is anon-ing and she pesters me until I answer… well, she did it once. But still, I enjoy it. I feel loved when I have a red number above my message thing.

15 hours ago

My new favourite thing to do these past two days is log onto Tumblr, seeing as I now seem to get anon stuff when I log on, and deal with what gets thrown at me. If I had a come at me bro gif I would use it, but I don’t. So here’s Jay and Silent Bob dancing.

15 hours ago

Anonymous asked: i reckon ive figured you out. i think your a girl trapped in a mans body. the signs are there your clearly a feminist, allways moaning, strong self critisism.

You’ve figured me out, have you? Well, let me see…

1. I don’t believe men or women can be trapped in the body of the opposite sex. I am definitely not inclined to get a sex change and last time I checked I was definitely a man, so you’re wrong there.

2. Maybe I am slightly feminist but I don’t really feel comfortable using this term, simply because… I don’t know. I don’t like people who claim to be things they’re not and honestly I’ve got no idea what my beliefs make me. That’s for other people to decide, but if you seem to think so then that’s great. There’s nothing wrong with being a feminist whether you’re a woman or a man. However this doesn’t mean I am “a woman inside”. Just because I’m against racism doesn’t make me an ethnic minority, and the same can be said here.

3 & 4. I’m guessing you’re not a fan of women’s rights, seeing as you seem to sweepingly characterise women as always moaning and criticising themselves a lot, which is actually a form of misogyny if I’m not incorrect.

Or you were making a joke because you know me in person and you’re just hiding behind anon, in which case yes, I moan a lot. Every smart person knows there is plenty to complain about. I strongly self-criticise because I feel by constantly evaluating yourself and challenging your faults it can make you a better person and I already dealt with the feminism and “a girl inside” thing.

I now consider myself unfigured out. Except for the fact I just explained myself. In which case…

15 hours ago

Anonymous asked: I know who you like and I don't think they like you back so you should just move on bro.

Do you now? I’d listen to you more if you came off anon and told me. Or if I actually know you and you tell me in some other medium. This is an invitation btw, to give me proof. I need evidence.

And maybe they don’t like me back, personally I’m inclined to agree with you, whoever you are. It doesn’t really make a difference to be honest because I think we’re probably better as friends and letting them know would be weird, I suspect. So yeah, I’m trying to move on, yet it’s more difficult than this. Takes time. So there. “Bro”.